arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

  • straight boys: spitters are quitters
  • straight boys: no im not eating you out that's gross

revolutionaryteenager:

glittergaysandgore:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

Aurora was sleeping

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

thebestmoviesquotes:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961).

thebestmoviesquotes:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961).

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass  (via noralum)

"You enchant me, even when you’re not around."

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This is fucking incredible